How To Fix Parking Douches

Kinja'd!!! "Katsumoto" (katsumoto)
06/28/2016 at 20:53 • Filed to: None

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Just saying.. Although I’d probably stick something between the cart and paint. Just so it doesn’t scratch.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! iaintafraidofnoghost > Katsumoto
06/28/2016 at 20:59

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Where is this posted? This is the second appearance in three hours on oPPo ha.


Kinja'd!!! Katsumoto > iaintafraidofnoghost
06/28/2016 at 21:01

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Imgur is where I got it.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Katsumoto
06/28/2016 at 21:01

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Not all handles are loops.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > XJDano
06/28/2016 at 21:03

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To the wheel-spoke, then.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Katsumoto
06/28/2016 at 21:04

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Two wrongs don’t make a right. People who park like that are assholes, but people that leave shopping carts near cars in parking lots are the scum of the earth. People that take the time to go as far as using a zip tie, another rung down.


Kinja'd!!! Katsumoto > Urambo Tauro
06/28/2016 at 21:05

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Or the grill, so they dont see it til they back out.. That’s reserved for BMW’s though..


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Katsumoto
06/28/2016 at 21:18

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What if they’re handicapped and just wanted to make sure they had enough space to get in and out of their vehicle.

I know it’s stretch... but everybody should feel horrible.


Kinja'd!!! Katsumoto > Berang
06/28/2016 at 21:26

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I doubt it.

IMO if you are truly handicapped, and not obese/lazy/etc. You should have priority on the spots. Like just put a P-1 P-2 P-3 on the plate or mirror thing.

Although I do get tired of seeing handicapped people crawling into trucks with 10 feet of lift or getting into that low ass Corvette seat. If your really handicapped, that should be a challenge getting in and out of, not something that looks as if I did it. Just my opinion.

When I see someone parked fucked up, and I’m in my beater. I park so fucked up next to them, they’d have to be paperclip skinny to get in. I’ll get get out, fold my mirror in and theres, just park so close if one car sneezed, they’d touch. Just to piss them off.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Katsumoto
06/28/2016 at 21:31

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Too much effort to piss of somebody you’ll never meet.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Katsumoto
06/28/2016 at 21:43

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Now, that’s just mean.

I think I’d rather have it be obvious to the driver. The whole point is to make a statement about their parking, right? (Then again, one wonders if the cart would even be sufficient for sending a message in the first place...)


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Katsumoto
06/28/2016 at 21:49

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Terrible idea, it’s not the cars fault.


Kinja'd!!! Katsumoto > Berang
06/28/2016 at 21:54

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I always meet them. They’re too lazy to crawl over to the drivers seat. So they wait for me.

I just act like they aren’t there and get in my car and go. As Im backing out I see their face and it’s sooo worth it.


Kinja'd!!! Katsumoto > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
06/28/2016 at 21:55

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No but it’s the owners. They park like a douche, they get treated like one.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Katsumoto
06/28/2016 at 22:08

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Everytime I see people park like this, their car sits there for like 8 hours. I’d probably have to leave before they even got back.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Katsumoto
06/28/2016 at 22:08

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but then you become a douche too. a douche for a douche, and dickhead for a dickhead, and soon the whole world is douches and dickheads.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Katsumoto
07/03/2016 at 12:44

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Too much risk/effort for something that doesn’t really affect your life. And as far as your handicap rant - you don’t know why they have the placard so you don’t get to judge. Invisible illnesses are everywhere. Let that shit go and park elsewhere.